Encyclopedia of Immaturity Giveaway

Immaturity_Vol2

The Encyclopedia of Immaturity Vol 2 by Klutz has even more skills, activities and tricks to staying immature.  Perfect for the little boy in your life or even the big boy in your life who still acts like a 12 year old.  With things like learning to play air guitar, how to get people wet [...]

Homework Boycott

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I am against homework.  There I said it!  But before  you go getting your panties in a wad, hear me out.   In highschool I didn’t believe in it….I was such a rebel, or so I thought.   Now that my son is in second grade you would think i would have a different attitude. Yeah, not [...]

Good Morning Mommy

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Every morning is pretty much the same. My alarm goes off every morning and after hitting snooze about 3 or 4 times, I groggily roll out of bed. Doesn’t matter what time it is, or what day it is. First thing I need to do is pee. Yup, to be perfectly blunt my poor pea-sized [...]

Chicken Pox in 2009??

When you watch this video notice how I purposely pronounce my “R”s. I find it hilarious that after 3 drinks I pronounce them. Oh and I have NO idea what was on TV behind me. It was left on Nickelodeon or something.

A Single Moms Mothers Day

Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful moms out there. I hope everyone has a great day. I want to share with you all how sweet my seven year old is. I woke up this morning at 8:30 to breakfast in bed. He brought me in a tray with waffles, syrup, butter, and diet pepsi. [...]

Peaceful Slumber

I wanted to share with you all a picture of my son after I’ve picked him after work at 11:30pm. For whatever reason, all three nights I work, crawls into my bed fully clothed and sleeps. I usually check my email and stuff when I get home and head into bed about a half hour [...]

A Sure Way to Boost Self-Esteem

As most of you know from previous posts, I am going to Vegas for the first time in one week from tomorrow. Its so hot out there and I plan on spending some time at the pool which means….bathing suit. I will honestly admit my body is no where near bikini ready, so I’ve been [...]

You Are NOT A Hairdresser!

I need you all to remind me of this statement. I am NOT a hairdresser! I have this really bad habit of getting sick of Hunters hair when it gets too long and impulsively cutting it myself. Usually, i use kitchen scissors and do a half-way decent job…. I think. Although my friend Christina who [...]

I Think I Missed My Calling

Military calling that is. Why you ask? Thats simple. Every morning i sound exactly the same. Like a drill sergeant. Some moms can sound all peppy and happy trying to get their kids off to school. Not me. My blood pressure rises. I start yelling. Threatening to take the TV away. Its. Always. The. Same. [...]

I Know How Babies Are Made

Here is a recent conversation i had with Hunter that he initiated: Hunter: Mom, i know how babies are made. Miss Blondie: Really? How? Hunter: The little fish things swim around and they get to the ball and whoever cracks the ball swims in and gets to be the baby. Miss Blondie: How do you [...]

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