I meant to write this post a couple weeks ago when it happened but life got in the way. Even still it’s a hilarious conversation between my bff Dawn and I. The following conversation took place via text on December 23 around 6pm.
Me: I just finally started all my wrapping.
Dawn: Ewww I’m done with that part!! Hooray for me.
Me: Omg I really don’t think I got H enough stuff.
Dawn: But you just went to Disney. Plant that seed.
Me: I know but he usually gets more from Santa. Santa didn’t pay for Disney. Dammit why does he still have to believe.
Me: I think I need to go to Walmart and buy more toys lol
Dawn: Sweet! Get some bath towels and wrap those. That adds bulk. You can be like wow Santa is a jerk he psyched you up with bath towels? Tool.
Me: bwahaha!
Dawn: This plan is fool proof
Me: You think Walmart is nuts right now?
Dawn: lol, yup.
Me: I may wait a while before going but I think i’ll go.
Dawn: Smart move. Have some wine it’ll make Walmart feel like Nordstroms.
Me: Already done! You think i could wrap without drinking wine?
Dawn: Are you writing this stuff down? I’m like a treasure trove of good advice.
Me: That’s why I ask you all mighty wise one.
2 hours later:
Me: Some advice: never go to Walmart after you’ve been drinking. $214 later.
About Blondie
Yeah. That sounds about right.
LOL I need a BFF … then I might not do half the stupid crap I do.
“Have some wine it’ll make Walmart feel like Nordstroms.” <—YES! Hahahah That is excellent!