Now onto the rules that I was so stupidly unaware of:
- Answer any and all text messages, voicemails, phone calls, and emails within 1 hour. Even if you are at a concert, at your child’s school play, etc.
- If you don’t talk to your friends for more than a week, consider it over!
- If your friends are nothing but nice to you and your kids, its not because they are your friends and thats how friends act….its because they are doing you a favor.
- If your friends are insulting you and attacking you, making you cry and feel like shit….they are just telling the truth. And you should continue to allow them to try to break you down.
- Always be available to hang out with your friends and be at their beck-and-call. Juggling your personal life, love life, and life as a mother is not as important.
- Be careful of the little things you say because a friend NEVER forgets and will always bring it up in the future to use against you….no matter how many times you’ve apologized.
- You must always attend friends functions, birthday parties, or just a night out even if your son has the Swine flu.
- Just because your “best” friend has slept with your kids father is no reason to hate her. After all, she is their Godmother.
- Don’t try to plead your case and work things out because unless your are groveling at their feet, its a loss cause.
- Friendships are always one-sided and its usually not your side.
Now make sure that you follow all these rules strictly or your friends will break up with you. And you can be sure that they will now delete you from all social media sites no matter how long you’ve been friends.
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Oh man Miss Blondie I missed those rules too! Is there a book we can invest in?!?!?
I think you pretty much covered it. Oh, wait…I do have one more. You are supposed to not care that your friend talks shit on you and all your mutual friends behind your back, because of course…it is nothing they would not say to your face "eventually".
haha!! love it Brandy!! I've heard that one before too!
That shit right there is exactly why I keep my "friends" at a distance. I'd rather talk to myself that deal with the supposed rule book.
OMG!! THAT'S what the problem has been all this time? And I thought there was something inherently wrong with moi!
But you forgot that kicking your BFF's ass for sleeping with your kids' Father is something you must continually ask forgiveness for…daily…for the rest of your life. It does not matter that the bitch gave your husband the clap which he then lovingly passed on to you.
So who screwed with you? Can i go kick their ass for ya? I need to break something…my AF came early.
ROFL…no wonder all my friends are online.
Ugh.
LOL This is good to know. I think it was a hint before our friendship went any further right? I love ya girl!!
Wow! Who needs enemies when you can have 'friends' like that! Sounds like a beyotch! Hope your weekend is better! ((hugs)) babe!
Wow… someone sounds like they need a good ass kicking. Can I come help??
Oh yah. I had a psycho single friend who expected me (married, g-gma in the hospital, buying a house, working on a promotion, had a miscarriage) to e-mail her immediately and call her ASAP if she left me a message. She reamed me out if I didn't. And she expected me to be excited over her one night stands and flings. Uhm. Hullo – you are a dr? Do you know about STDs?
So anyways. Long story short – we are not friends anymore. (She also thought I wanted her (lonely) life. Uhm. No. )
Lol@ godmother.. good stuff
I think I just laughed so hard I almost peed myself. I love it!
Sorry a "friend" is being a ginormous pain!
And that right there is why I don't have many friends. I don't have time for all that bullshit. Like you I am who I am. Love me or leave me.
I am with Kim. either my friends are online, or I only see them a few times a year cause they live outta state.
or well they are dudes. I love chicks, but they always seem to break your heart, don’t they? we are just too damn hormonal for our own good. literally.
cheer up pussycat.
I so agree with you, that is how it seems almost 100% of the time ! I also have to say in your post further down about blogging…good for you it’s your blog you should be able to write how you want and if someone doesn’t like it well then they just don’t have to read it . I am always straight forward and and I guess blunt about things and it may come over as me being a snarky bi**h but I’m always honest in my feelings . I do my blog for me if it wasn’t for talking to other women throughout blogland and twitter I would go nuts only seeing and talking to kids 24/7 !
Now that I have spent some time reading some of your posts I will be sticking around to see what other great posts you have in ya !
ARGH! I think we may have one friend in common. Seriously do you need to email & text me to ask me the same thing over & over when you know I am freaking B.U.S.Y. with my son. It is not all that!! Ok, thanks I feel better now.