Like A Hottie Waiter

So, like, ohmygawd, I like totally went out to this like wicked awesome restaurant the other night. And like I was with my friends and like the waiter was like totally cute. I was like, ohmygawd, he so like cute! And my friends were like “ick! Gag me with a spoon!” I don’t know what their problem was, i mean seriously…he was like digging me! They’re just jealous. Omygawd, they sooo wanna freakin be me, but I like totally dont blame them at all. I would so be jealous too. They were like totally wanting my jacket too because its so Retro. Totally! And because he was soooo cute, i had to like order like a salad with like lite dressing. I mean, really, he needs to know that i like wanna be like super skinny and like I couldn’t let him see me all eating….eh! So like by the end of the night he like totally wanted me! It was sooo freakin obvious! But like he didn’t ask me for my number or anything, but I like think it was because like my friends were there and he was probably like really shy or something.

* I know most of you probably think I’m crazy, but over at Momdot we are playing America’s Next Top Blogger…(a reality tv type game) and this was one of the competitions! We’re having fun!!